Post by Bimmer_Angel on Mar 30, 2007 20:15:09 GMT
If General Motors had developed technology like Microsoft we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1:For no reason whatsover, your car would crash twice a day
2: Everytime they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car
3: Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all the windows, shut off the engine and restart it and reopen the windows before you could continue.
4: Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause you car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5: Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times faster and twice as easy to drive but would run on only five percent of the roads
6: The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This car has performed an illegal operation' warning light
7: The airbag system would ask 'are you sure?' before deploying
8: Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lift the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna
9: Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car
10: Oh Yeah, and last but not least....you'd have to press the 'start button' to turn the engine off!!!!!
1:For no reason whatsover, your car would crash twice a day
2: Everytime they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car
3: Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all the windows, shut off the engine and restart it and reopen the windows before you could continue.
4: Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause you car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5: Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times faster and twice as easy to drive but would run on only five percent of the roads
6: The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This car has performed an illegal operation' warning light
7: The airbag system would ask 'are you sure?' before deploying
8: Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lift the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna
9: Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car
10: Oh Yeah, and last but not least....you'd have to press the 'start button' to turn the engine off!!!!!