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Post by Bimmer_Angel on Mar 30, 2007 20:20:59 GMT
An elderly couple were driving cross-country in their beloved car with the wife at the wheel. She gets pulled over by a Traffic Cop [called Office Conehead!] The officer says 'Madam, did you know you were speeding back there?' The woman, being slightly deaf, turns to her husband and asks 'what did he say?' The old man yells 'HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING!' The Officer says 'May I see your licence?' The woman turns to her husband and asks 'What did he say?' The old man yells 'HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENCE'. The woman gives him her licence. The Officer says 'I see you are from Devon. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had' The woman turns to her husband as asks 'What did he say?' The old man yells 'HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU'!!!!! ;D
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Post by conehead on Mar 31, 2007 7:51:21 GMT
Well, At least she didnt ask him if she gave him a B*owjob, would the ticket 'GO AWAY'..LOL
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Post by Pirate_copy on Mar 31, 2007 17:45:02 GMT
Do people actually ask that??
You should start a thread on the funny things people suggest in order to get out of a ticket!!
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