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Post by Pirate_copy on Mar 31, 2007 17:50:43 GMT
Bill Gates dies and walks up to the pearly gates.
St Peter: Well, you've got a choice. Have a look around here. Pop down to Hell and see what Satan has to offer. Check us out, and then let me know your decision.
Bill has a look around heaven. Lots's of sombre people singing hymns, praising the Lord (and probably writing AdA :-). He goes down to Hell. There are beautiful beaches, lots of sun, sand, attractive women (and a lot of C and Basic :-). Long cool drinks that never get you drunk. He loves it. He goes back to St Peter.
Gates: Look, I know you're really doing good things here, but Hell seems more with it. More my kind of scene, you know what I mean? No hard feelings, but I pick Hell.
St Peter: No worries. You've got it.
Bill finds himself back in Hell, neck deep in fire and brimstone, suffering eternal torment. He can't work it out.
Gates: Hey! St Peter! Where are the beautiful girls and long beaches and cool drinks?
St Peter: Sorry if you got confused, that was just the demo version.
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Post by conehead on Mar 31, 2007 23:11:20 GMT
LOL......were not microsoft bashing are we...LOL
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Post by Pirate_copy on Apr 1, 2007 17:00:56 GMT
Not at all mate, i personally think MS is amazing and Mr Gates is a true inspiration!! Just funny stuff
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Post by eclipse on Oct 16, 2007 23:40:08 GMT
i liked that one i might get in Sh** for saying this but mr gátés stole the idea
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Post by sirvornado on Oct 17, 2007 0:05:31 GMT
Not at all mate, i personally think MS is amazing and Mr Gates is a true inspiration!! Just funny stuff That might be just funniest thing I've heard all day!
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Post by Pirate_copy on Oct 17, 2007 9:16:01 GMT
EVIL MONKEY!!!
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